>You will never have a pretty purple dog wife that wants to do something nice for you while you try to repair her watch in the garage so tries to make you a cake.
> Your dog wife will never slip as she loses her balance from standing on two feet and pull the bowl of chocolate sauce onto herself.
> You will never get up to investigate the noise your dog wife just made and see the sight above. Or see her get upset as her surprise for you is ruined.
>You will never clean up your dog wife and then take her shopping for a new outfit to cheer her up, and she will never show you it when you get home or kiss you in appreciation.
No, instead you will suffer with your human wife, a wife where if this situation was to happen would shout at you, telling you how it was all your fault and wont drop it till you take her shopping to buy something nice.. But it wont stop there, she will keep bringing this incident up for several weeks, making you guilty, forcing you to buy her more stuff which she will never thank you for as it just “expected” of you.
Once shes tired of your mediocre gifts and realises the honey pots running dry, your come home to find divorce papers sitting on the counter.
A couple of months fly buy, the court sides with your wife in the settlement, she wins the house and is also entitled to 20% of your pay for the next 5 years.
8 months past and suddenly you’ve been served another letter, your ex has had a child and is taking you back to court for child care costs. You tell the court theres no way it can be yours and ask for a blood test.
The wife uses the “our religion does not allow this” card, the court sides with the wife again, your now forced to pay another 50% of your wage to your wife as well as start a college fund. The wife also wins custody of the child and you will never be allowed to see it.
Reality is the worse.