zoebarkle:

Was the next picture after i was shot down, don’t like i too much but baaah use it or lose it.
I’ll work my way through the stuff i’ve done in the order i’ve done them.. that way you should see Zoe progress into her new style/look, which i’m really starting to dig..
On Paheal at the moment until my sodding host transfers the domain. (Edit: Paheal’s damn slow, its now my temp domain address)

zoebarkle:

Was the next picture after i was shot down, don’t like i too much but baaah use it or lose it.

I’ll work my way through the stuff i’ve done in the order i’ve done them.. that way you should see Zoe progress into her new style/look, which i’m really starting to dig..

On Paheal at the moment until my sodding host transfers the domain.
(Edit: Paheal’s damn slow, its now my temp domain address)

zoebarkle:

I did say it would be bad.. SO BAD
I hate comics so much, i gave up by the second panel, cut all the hard to draw stuff and just cba’d it.
Sorry /lpsg ;_;
least now i can go back to my one and only purple dog waifu

zoebarkle:

I did say it would be bad.. SO BAD

I hate comics so much, i gave up by the second panel, cut all the hard to draw stuff and just cba’d it.

Sorry /lpsg ;_;

least now i can go back to my one and only purple dog waifu

asker

kjh149 asked: How come no posts lately?

Combination of the mods being very busy with IRL noise lately and a lack of many images to post. Get out there and draw things, petsters!

30minchallenge:

Just the one picture today it seems. Look how lonely she is ;3; poor Zoe.
Ah well, at least it’s a very lovely piece. Thanks Kaknifu!
Hopefully we’ll see more of you tomorrow for more challenge! Bye for now!

30minchallenge:

Just the one picture today it seems. Look how lonely she is ;3; poor Zoe.

Ah well, at least it’s a very lovely piece. Thanks Kaknifu!

Hopefully we’ll see more of you tomorrow for more challenge! Bye for now!

smittysart:

>You will never watch your dog wife squirt from her squeaky carrot..
You could watch your “real life” human female wife do that, but we all know it’s pee. Which would be kind of funny cause then you can pee on her too.. And when she starts screaming “Are you crazy!! What are you doing?!” you just shout back.. “I’M EJACULATING BIA-TCH!”
And lulz would be had. 

smittysart:

>You will never watch your dog wife squirt from her squeaky carrot..

You could watch your “real life” human female wife do that, but we all know it’s pee. Which would be kind of funny cause then you can pee on her too.. And when she starts screaming “Are you crazy!! What are you doing?!” you just shout back.. “I’M EJACULATING BIA-TCH!”

And lulz would be had. 

smittysart:

>A dog and a skunk will never dress as a nurse and doctor and sing humanarian to you

smittysart:

>A dog and a skunk will never dress as a nurse and doctor and sing humanarian to you

smittysart:

>You will never have a pretty purple dog wife that wants to do something nice for you while you try to repair her watch in the garage so tries to make you a cake. 
> Your dog wife will never slip as she loses her balance from standing on two feet and pull the bowl of chocolate sauce onto herself.
> You will never get up to investigate the noise your dog wife just made and see the sight above. Or see her get upset as her surprise for you is ruined.
>You will never clean up your dog wife and then take her shopping for a new outfit to cheer her up, and she will never show you it when you get home or kiss you in appreciation.
No..
No, instead you will suffer with your human wife, a wife where if this situation was to happen would shout at you, telling you how it was all your fault and wont drop it till you take her shopping to buy something nice.. But it wont stop there, she will keep bringing this incident up for several weeks, making you guilty, forcing you to buy her more stuff which she will never thank you for as it just “expected” of you.
Once shes tired of your mediocre gifts and realises the honey pots running dry, your come home to find divorce papers sitting on the counter. 
A couple of months fly buy, the court sides with your wife in the settlement, she wins the house and is also entitled to 20% of your pay for the next 5 years.
8 months past and suddenly you’ve been served another letter, your ex has had a child and is taking you back to court for child care costs. You tell the court theres no way it can be yours and ask for a blood test. 
The wife uses the “our religion does not allow this” card, the court sides with the wife again, your now forced to pay another 50% of your wage to your wife as well as start a college fund. The wife also wins custody of the child and you will never be allowed to see it. 
Reality is the worse. 

smittysart:

>You will never have a pretty purple dog wife that wants to do something nice for you while you try to repair her watch in the garage so tries to make you a cake. 

> Your dog wife will never slip as she loses her balance from standing on two feet and pull the bowl of chocolate sauce onto herself.

> You will never get up to investigate the noise your dog wife just made and see the sight above. Or see her get upset as her surprise for you is ruined.

>You will never clean up your dog wife and then take her shopping for a new outfit to cheer her up, and she will never show you it when you get home or kiss you in appreciation.

No..

No, instead you will suffer with your human wife, a wife where if this situation was to happen would shout at you, telling you how it was all your fault and wont drop it till you take her shopping to buy something nice.. But it wont stop there, she will keep bringing this incident up for several weeks, making you guilty, forcing you to buy her more stuff which she will never thank you for as it just “expected” of you.

Once shes tired of your mediocre gifts and realises the honey pots running dry, your come home to find divorce papers sitting on the counter. 

A couple of months fly buy, the court sides with your wife in the settlement, she wins the house and is also entitled to 20% of your pay for the next 5 years.

8 months past and suddenly you’ve been served another letter, your ex has had a child and is taking you back to court for child care costs. You tell the court theres no way it can be yours and ask for a blood test. 

The wife uses the “our religion does not allow this” card, the court sides with the wife again, your now forced to pay another 50% of your wage to your wife as well as start a college fund. The wife also wins custody of the child and you will never be allowed to see it. 

Reality is the worse. 

smittysart:

Come to Peppers Rodeo Clown Land!
So lazy I couldn’t be arsed to rotate the picture, pffft.. Probably my favourite episode. 

smittysart:

Come to Peppers Rodeo Clown Land!

So lazy I couldn’t be arsed to rotate the picture, pffft.. Probably my favourite episode. 

smittysart:

I hope you come back someday awesome cat

smittysart:

I hope you come back someday awesome cat

ebvertclop:

I have nothing to say (can you believe it?). I was a day of from caturday, FUCK.
Threesome with Sugar and Scout. Gotta love’em cats. Please don’t kill me.
Enjoy?

ebvertclop:

I have nothing to say (can you believe it?). I was a day of from caturday, FUCK.

Threesome with Sugar and Scout. Gotta love’em cats. Please don’t kill me.

Enjoy?